judyandthetravellinggnomewinkle

  9/7/25 The birthday has been and gone, and the fellas were happy with their day. The other twin and his wife came for a visit yesterday. They hadn't seen the Boudoir, so it was worth a visit. I had observed these two while they waited to get a word in, as these women talked, and it was impossible for them. I know this feeling too. Last night, the Mistress was doing a mince stir-fry, and of course, I could see what was going into it. She had prepared fresh vegetables and also added some frozen international mix. She called His Lordship to come and look at what she found. What was this, she asked. A strange vegetable that she hadn't seen before. Well, it was an international mix, and maybe she was going to eat something new. Hang on here, it's a cherrio. But these are supposed to be vegetables. How can meat get in here? The Vegetarians won't be happy about this.  It was decided to put this thing aside and contact the brand today. She certainly did that. The young lady o...

  2/7/25 Brrr, it's been very frosty over the past few days. The humans had frozen pipes today, and His Lordship is currently sorting the issue. But Golf is on today, which of course is more important. His darling says he will freeze, as there isn't much sun today, due to the cloudiness.  I spotted her visiting the neighborhood today. She gets up to all sorts of mischief, none of which I am privy to. She has some jobs that need doing here, but she is not in the mood, I hear. It is excellent for some. I am politely informed that she is retired and can do as she pleases, and that no Gnome will tell her what to do. So, I am well and truly informed.  His Lordship and his twin have a big birthday today, with two parties. One is at lunchtime with the family, and the other is dinner in the evening with his mates. I was quietly told that this one could get messy. What does messy mean? Untidy, perhaps, and this doesn't make sense to me at all. I am to mind my own business. Hu...