20/10/24

Time just flies around this place. So much to explore and report. The humans like this gypsy lifestyle, and I am beginning to adjust too. Trixie is undecided, but she is a female. She is happy in her own world. 

When the humans finally sleep, we head out and do our Gnome stuff. Some caravans, buses, tents, and cabins have skinny walls. We hear all sorts of noises, and some of them sound like the Mistress as she snores. This new fancy bed has caused her to snore so much more. No wonder they both talk about getting a better sleep these days.  I can only say that the sales lady from Adjusta Mattress knew how to work her magic at the Caravan show.

My mate down the road sees all sorts of things that happen around here. It is a busy place now the weather is better for camping. Some people speak a different language, and I cannot understand them. Goodness only knows where they come from. This chap down the road has been for a Hoon around on the peddle bikes, and he reckons it is great fun at night.  The dust he creates from his wheelies makes the others cough and sneeze. He reckons I should give this a go, but his legs are longer than mine, and he will not push me. I am working on him and hope to devise a plan to bribe him. I will think about what I can use. 

There is a water feature further down for everyone to enjoy, including the Gnomes. I do not get wet under any circumstances, and the Mistress knows this, but I am very happy to watch others play in it. You could say I am allergic to water. The Mistress sometimes tries to wash the dust off me, and I try to hide when she has the duster in her hand. Trixie thinks it is a colossal joke. I don't always see her coming with the duster, either. 

His Lordship enjoys cooking on the BBQ, which makes the Mistress very happy. There are no pans to wash, and she says food tastes better when cooked outside. This one is attached to the caravan, another mod con that came with the caravan. I cannot wait to see them using the outside shower with hot and cold water. It is fully exposed with no privacy. Hmmm.

I have been informed that the wedding photos are delayed due to illness, so people waiting will have the same problem as the humans I live with, but we cannot help it when people are sick.

What mischief can we get up to tonight?




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