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These humans are in and out like flies, and I have complained that they forget about me. This is my holiday too, and I want to see what they see. This mushy stuff continues around here, too. They are a happy couple, always laughing and joking around. I could have been in that big frame the other day, and I am so annoyed they forgot me.

They walk daily and encounter more Gnomes and their friends in the bushes. 





I had to look deep into the bushes for some. They told me where they were, which isn't far from here but a long way for Gnome legs. Upon returning home, the Mistress has to sit down, and this resident cat comes to investigate what they are up to. She is a nosey thing and quite chatty, too. The Mistress and her have the same language. They are always talking to each other, and last night, she jumped up on the arm of her chair to say hello but didn't stay. His Lordship said she jumped up on their bed through the night while the Mistress slept. He looked at her, and she took off. Poor thing, she must have thought he was asleep! 
The Mistress wandered around the garden, watering the pots and ensuring the new plants in the ground were okay. She took me with her, and I admired the petunias. She thought they were lovely colors, and I had to agree. Today, it is raining well, and those flowers are just loving it. I'm just glad it is them and not me out there, as I don't do getting wet under any circumstances. I am allergic to water and protest when she thinks I need a good clean. It is not a funny process, as she hurts me getting into all my bits and pieces. She never listens to me and always says, "Tough, get over it."


His Lordship mowed the lawns yesterday. Those white daisies were popping up, but the lawns didn't grow much. She reckons this rain will make them grow back quickly. It is supposed to rain all day, and they do not intend to go out. This restricts me and what I can do, but I shall keep reading my books on understanding the human species. It is such a vast topic that I have several books to read. 
During the night, on my walkabout, I found the bathroom in this big place. In the corner was a giant tub covering all three corners. It was a long way for a Gnome with short legs to climb, but I had a peep. There are all these silver things around the sides. I have no idea what they do, so I shall solve this mystery sometime soon.
This tub is humongous. The Mistress would put a couple hundred Gnomes in there for a good scrub, but not me; I am off.


 





 
































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