1/2/25

The Mistress is soaking up the peace and quiet today. Golf day again. Let's hope his practice yesterday did some good. 

We have been out to try to climb onto the bike again. It's so much fun when you get to the pedal, and the thing doesn't stop moving. Falling off is the only thing we can achieve. Getting a sore bum, mostly, then we try again. The jolly thing is not that steady, either. Oh, our legs need to grow, they say,







The Mistress must have heard what we wanted to do and come to assist. She said a gnome couldn't ride a human bike. Our question was, "Where can we buy a Gnome bike?" She informed us that she had no idea, but if she found one, she would buy it. I reckon she needs to go shopping. She thought they would be pretty hard to come by.

His Lordship goes off daily for a ride to get his knee working. He sure knows all about it when he comes home. Each day, he goes for a longer ride than the day before. '
4/2/25
As usual, that Mistress had kicked me off here again, hence my absence.  She was out all morning, so I got cracking when His Lordship wasn't looking or outside doing chores. We had a peaceful morning with her out of the way, and we hear she is getting involved in Volunteer work. He and I are overjoyed because she is at the stage of needing to get her brain into something. Yippee, peace, and more freedom. 
She was out all day yesterday, most of today, and tonight. I know she has lots of reading to attend to, so I wonder when she will do this.
Last night, my mates and I wandered around the village, seeing what we could get up to. We found a foundation ready for another tiny home. This is coming very soon, and it's so exciting. The owner is very excited, as she currently lives in a caravan. We all got up and ran around it. Everyone had a tremendous amount of fun. 
The owner here has been out on his ride-on mower again and left loose grass lying around, so we gathered it up and had grass fights. Somebody got a handful and shoved it down my pants. It is itchy, and it took me forever to get it out. I put a heap through Moonshine's book. Every page he turns will have grass in it. Hehehe.

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