6/2/25

A wild night was had by all. I cannot tell you much, but we had a lot of fun in the vegetable garden. There is quite an assortment of vegetables growing. One chap pulled a carrot out and headed down the drive as a large group of bunnies were having a merry old time and producing many more bunnies. There were few bunnies on our arrival, but the population exploded. We are not interested in how they do this. TMI, we say. They are pretty partial to fresh carrots, and they grabbed the carrot. There was a significant fight, as the others wanted some, too, but there was only one carrot. We left them there fighting and took off back to the vegetable garden.

We did leave a mess, and we hope the owner doesn't growl at the humans. He will not realize it was us even though he talks to The Mistress about her collection and crazy hobby. 

7/2/25

The Mistress has new glasses. I hardly recognized her. His Lordship loves them and announces that they look good on her and her pink top.  I shall leave my opinion until a later moment. I wonder if she will see too much now. Time will tell, I guess. Maybe we should just be careful in case she notices something. Not many Gnomes wear glasses, but I see some wearing sunglasses sometimes. 

His Lordship has gone to practice his golf so he can play better tomorrow. So, the Mistress gets some peace. She appears to be catching up on some chores today. Somehow, she likes having time to herself, and he does too. It is healthy for them, and no, I didn't hear an argument either! I am perched here and can see and hear everything that goes on. Sometimes, I see stuff I would rather not. That mushy stuff still happens daily, sometimes several times in one day. I thought the honeymoon stage would have worn off by now! I should complain, but I get told quite clearly that I do not contribute to the expenses; therefore, if I wanted to take up residence somewhere else, I know where the door is. Huh, what a cheek. 

Last night was a bit chilly, and it rained. As you know, I am allergic to water in all forms. We got under the caravan until I almost shivered out of my chair. Jeepers, it was so chilly. The Mistress had left some ribbon around, so we made the most of it inside. We tried to cover the two exposed bums, but those jokers put up a fight. It just was not worth the aggro. 












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